Cosmic Variance Goodies   

In our on-going quest to satisfy the demands of our readership, we introduce the launch of http://cosmicvariance.spreadshirt.com, where you can find clothes and accessories imprinted with the soon-to-be-immortal words of Mark Trodden:

“Once you have tenure, it’s all edible panties, firearms, and blow.”

Shirts with the CV logo are also available. (Note that the graphic we have for the logo is on the small size. If you order one, and it looks like crap, let us know and we’ll discontinue the logo shirts until we make a bigger version.) Any profit will be quickly reinvested in some combination of edible panties, firearms, blow, and paying our web hosting overlords.


18 Comments on “Cosmic Variance Goodies”   rss feed

  1. todd.

    Why not do mugs at CafePress? I’m very much tempted by the shirts, but I’m not sure if every member of the faculty would get the joke. A mug is a nice compromise.

  2. Sean

    And you were worried about me confusing the keyword-chooser for the Google ads?

  3. Cosma

    What? No thongs?

  4. Jack

    Sorry to be so unkewl, but what is “blow”? Anything to do with the Job? If not, what is it?

  5. Julianne

    What? No thongs?

    They weren’t edible.

  6. Elliot

    Jack,

    Blow is a slang term for cocaine.

    e.

  7. Doug Natelson

    I second the call for coffee mugs.

  8. onymous

    Ooh. I think I should buy one of these shirts, put it away, and save it to wear in front of the committee when (one hopes), many years from now, I am up for tenure.

  9. Julianne

    Ok, I’ll work on the mugs this weekend…

  10. Andreas

    Just ordered my shirt :)

  11. Harold

    I love the T-shirt design with Mark’s words! Too funny!

  12. Carl Brannen

    I wonder if knowing what the slang “blow” means pegs me as an old fogey.

    One of our employees got stopped at the Canada border earlier this year. The drug sniffing dog took a great interest in him (which in itself was not a surprise to any of us), in particular to his groin area.

    The officer asked him what he had in there. He said “my package” and shrugged. Since I’m an old fogey, I’d have immediately had him strip searched after an admission like that, but apparently his explanation is standard slang.

  13. Chanda

    I third the call for tea mugs! On the other hand, the current selection is so good that I may go bankrupt getting everything that looks good, if only because Canada Post is going to make me pay taxes to pick it up :)

    Are you guys officially the first physics blog to have ware?

  14. Jack

    Carl B: Well, I *am* told that the usage is “archaic”….anyway thanks for the education in archaic usages.

  15. geraint

    Why are the women’s tees “organic”, whereas the men’s are just heavyweight? (not that I care, I’m going to get one anyway).

  16. Julianne

    Because we’re delicate flowers?

  17. mtw

    Are there any particular restrictions on when one wear the above mentioned shirts. Like in peoples General Relativity classes?

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