Comments on: The Great Muffin Joke Debate

By: joe

joe — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 17:57:46 +0000

can somebody explain these jokes please!!!!!

Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog “Cauchy”?
A: Because he left a residue at every pole.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?
A: | elephant | * | banana | * sin(theta)

cant get it feel so stupid!!!

By: jomama

jomama — Tue, 29 May 2007 18:10:10 +0000

I’ve never heard this joke before. I think it’s funny because it’s simple. I’m suprised no one said my favorite joke yet:

Two peanuts are walking down the street and one was a salted.

See? Simple. And hilarious.

By: critic cynic

critic cynic — Tue, 29 May 2007 00:45:26 +0000

my spin on the muffin joke.
“there are two muffins basking in the sun. first muffin says holy sh#t its hot out here. the second muffin say, holy sh@t a talking muffin.” hahaha. :p

By: critic cynic

critic cynic — Tue, 29 May 2007 00:40:47 +0000

Read all the comments and thought, why is that muffin joke so funny? After thinking about muffins and relating muffins to their slang meaning, the joke can be sorta funny. when you picture two “muffins” talking. perfect joke to tell in a bar or a gentlemen’s club. and a joke to tell to guys, or people who like women. in my opinion.

By: RandyW

RandyW — Mon, 07 May 2007 04:24:31 +0000

So a minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

And the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of a joke?”

By: jm4847

jm4847 — Sun, 06 May 2007 21:23:26 +0000

It’s funny but not “laugh out loud” funny, just “smile and nod” funny.

By: someone

someone — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:32:01 +0000

this joke is REALLY funny… especially when “someone” says it!!! LOL

By: Schwem

Schwem — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:39:57 +0000

After telling this joke i’d go up to people and point and yell “Look a talking muffin!!!”

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:20:36 +0000

I’ve seen better punchlines to “What did one spambot say to the other?” than the ones listed above, I must say! Disappionting, really. Whatever happened to high-quality spam*?

This has been a great topic to follow - on a scale of one to fish, this would rank solidly as “amusing.” As for my own tastes, I take much guilty pleasure from a good** pun.

*I’ll even settle for spam that tries to make sense, or at least pretends not to be garbage.
**The actual existance of which may be debatable…?

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