I’m typing this with one hand, while with the other I’m picking up the remaining pieces of my recently exploded head. “Why would Mark’s head explode?”, I hear you ask. Because he saw this!
It’s about a new video game called Left Behind: Eternal Forces. Here’s a taster:
You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission — to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is “to conduct physical and spiritual warfare”; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice.
You really have to read the whole thing for the full effect. One usually hears from evangelical groups that a lack of Christian morals and the influence of violent television, movies, music and video games are to blame for atrocities such as school shootings. It may be a little harder to make that point now.
More seriously, I would be interested to see the reaction of mainstream Christians and other religious groups to this. I’d also like to see what Republicans (who rely on this constituency more than ever) and even Democrats like my junior Senator - Hillary Clinton - who have spoken out about the supposed detrimental effects of violent media, have to say about it. One would hope that a chorus of condemnation would follow, but I’m not exactly holding my breath.
One can’t help but think of the following. Suppose that a fundamentalist Muslim game designer came out with an analogous game in which the goal was to systematically exterminate Christians and Jews until they were wiped from the face of the Earth. I expect we’d see outrage on a national level.
If you’ve ever thought about getting me a present but didn’t know what to get - a believable explanation of why this is a hoax would be just lovely, thanks!
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Wow… This is very scary. And its sad that it appears after the upllifting, hopeful post from Sean about Obama…
We like to keep balance Michael
I agree it is terrifying.
Proof of the obvious fact that it is at least nearly as easy to find less than exemplary Christians as it is to find not so heroic examples of any other people group that one might possibly think of.
I agree with that A. I guess the point is that the people behind this have a very large following and are well plugged into our political leadership, so I’m interested to see what the responses are for that reason.
Well, it does say that you can choose to play the role of Antichrist, blowing away all the Christians.
Paging Dr. Freud…
Hey Mark. The connection to Rick Warren seems to come from
which is a little on the wishy-washy side. I’d be surprised to hear any real endorsement from Rick. The game’s creators even expect some flack from the both “sides of the aisle”, as the CEO says,
Yeah, I saw that also. I’ll have to come back and revisit this after I see what responses there are, if any. Personally, I don’t care about the game - I doubt that it does any harm - but it provides an interesting (and scary) insight into the mindset of some among the Christian right.
“Well, it does say that you can choose to play the role of Antichrist, blowing away all the Christians.”
Come on, Sean. Be nice. I’m a Christian. You wouldn’t want me to be blown away. If it makes you feel any better, I’m Canadian.
Vince, I have no desire to play the role of the Antichrist. I am practically a saint, reluctant as conventional religious power structures may be to admit it. I’m just pointing out that the game designers have given you the option. The obvious psychoanalytic conclusions are for you to draw.
“Art” imitates life - there was an episode of The Simpsons where Rod and Tod Flanders were playing a game where they would shoot the heathens to convert them.
There is a great post on this at talk2action.org, but right now the site seems to be down. The link to Warrens empire seems pretty solid to me.
Onward Christian Soldiers…
Apart from the psychoanalytic mumblings, surely the obvious question now is “Will Hillary Clinton still claim that all violent video games should be banned, or would condemning this one risk alienating potential voters?”
Is it going to be available for Xbox 360?
The wording of the last sentence surely suggest it is a hoax?
I think if one were being serious the sentence would be more likely to end along the lines of ‘taken out without mercy’. Nobody views prejudice as a good thing, and anyone who advocates a ‘convert or kill’ approach wouldn’t call it ‘prejudice’ but ‘right’. It seems to me more likely that this is making fun of the extremist Christians who almost have this kind of attitude to other religions but try to pull the wool over people’s eyes and don’t make it explicit.
Or am I being overly optimistic?
Sorry. I realise there’s already a B on the site. I’ll be B2 from now on.
Hi damtp_dweller. Yes, this is what I ws getting at in the post. Hillary has disappointed me before by lashing out at certain media to score political points. I wonder if she can at least be consistent, as you say.
B(2). I’m hoping for a hoax too, but I read around for a while and couldn’t find a smoking gun (no pun intended)
ecostudent. The talk2action.org post is what I linked to at the beginning af the post. It is definitely worth reading.
Mark,
I’m blushing right now. Here I was, feeling smug about giving a suitably pithy comment, only to realise that I’d said almost exactly the same thing you had in the post.
That’ll teach me to post a comment before having a coffee.
http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/left-behind-eternal-forces/700684p1.html
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From the link I provided:
and
Still sounds fake to me (or, at least, not really serious, maybe). Developing games costs a lot of money and I can’t see this surviving a storm of protest, let alone making its money back.
That was my response also, but I see no evidence as yet.
I’m worried that it might be the creation of someone who, like me, is anti-religious, in order to discredit religion through misrepresentation. If that is the case I hope the “chorus of condemnation” arrives from the anti-religious community.
There’s already really nasty games of this sort, such as the very politically incorrect “Ethnic Cleansing” which was designed by some white supremecist guys. In “Ethnic Cleansing” you go around as a Nazi or KKK type guy killing blacks, mexicans, and jews. To top it off in political incorrectness, the “end boss” is a giant Ariel Sharon armed with a rocket launcher.
http://www.adl.org/videogames/default.asp
Years ago on BBS’s (before the internet was popular), occasionally I came across really nasty video games portraying things like “managing” a Nazi concentration camp.
I suspect the main reason these sorts of nasty video games were never really all that popular, was that they were largely an underground thing. I couldn’t imagine any of them being made for an Xbox, Playstation, or Nintendo. This could be a first if this “Left Behind: Eternal Forces” game ever becomes popular.
You can play “Billy Graham’s Bible Blaster” online. Go to
http://www.thesimpsons.com/characters/home.htm
and click on the “F-H” section of the filing cabinet. When it opens, click on the folder marked “Flanders, Rod”. When his file opens up, click on the “Bible Blaster” image.
B (err, B2?) in response to comment #13: the term “with extreme prejudice” is a piece of clandestine-ops double speak. It does not refer to the idea that the ‘agent’ has improper prejudices. It means that the agent’s target doesn’t have to do anything wrong, or be a threat. The target is to be killed.
Thanks Robert! I hadn’t seen that episode in ages, so I couldn’t remember exactly how that Simpsons game went.
I think this Left Behind game is not a hoax. Maybe for an encore they can do a historical role playing game where the player can be Col. Chivington smiting down heathen women and children at Sand Creek.
Scary.
Eh, can’t believe everything you read on the internet, can you? I find this hard to believe…who really thinks this way?
But anyway, if some poor bloke out there thinks this is cool, lets be careful not to paint everyone with the same brush. I’ve been hearing about these scary caricatures for years, but I’ve never met one myself…
Haha!
This game must be doing something really awesome to be able to even raise the ire of Jack Thompson, who is pretty nutcase himself!
MT’s post said:
One can’t help but think of the following. Suppose that a fundamentalist Muslim game designer came out with an analogous game in which the goal was to systematically exterminate Christians and Jews until they were wiped from the face of the Earth. I expect we’d see outrage on a national level.
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This does in fact exist, but it’s not a game. You see precisely this sentiment expressed in many passages from the Koran (particularly Sura 9) and hadith (sayings and actions of the prophet, as compiled in ‘Bukhari’, ‘Daud’, ‘Muslim’, etc.) Of course, there is no national outrage against the “Religion of Peace”. Simply bringing up the violent scriptural foundations of Islam would make you an Islamophobe, right?
But at least we have brave warriors here who are selflessly protecting us from those dastardly Christians, who are well known for their bomb belts, suicide pilots, car bombs, videotaped beheadings… oh wait, that doesn’t describe Christians at all!
Surely the whole thing is a joke, taking the p*ss out of extremists of all faiths, and overly credulous and Godless liberals who might take it seriously.
Hi tooliroukus. As you’ll have read in my post and in the comments, this is certainly the first thing that springs to mind. However, I’ve yet to see the evidence that it is a hoax. If you find it, I’m begging you to let us know.
Simply bringing up the violent scriptural foundations of Islam would make you an Islamophobe, right?
Because there are absolutely no scriptures in the Bible that are violent at all. Nothing there about killing unbelievers. Nope. Especially not in, say, the Book of Joshua, the part concerning the Israelites’ entry into the Promised Land.
But at least we have brave warriors here who are selflessly protecting us from those dastardly Christians, who are well known for their bomb belts, suicide pilots, car bombs, videotaped beheadings… oh wait, that doesn’t describe Christians at all!
Not today, but in the past there’ve been plenty of Christians using scriptural justification for terrible things–not car bombs and videotaped beheadings, obviously, but…well, at the risk of beating a dead horse, the Spanish Inquisition was able to find plenty of scriptures that they thought justified what they were doing.
Yes, today there are Muslims who justify their terrible acts through the Koran, and there are no comparable Christian terrorists justifying themselves through the Bible. This is true, and this is obvious. But I don’t think this can be attributed to anything about the Koran and the Bible themselves. I’ve read both the Koran and the Bible, and I’m pretty sure the latter actually has more violence in it. If someone wanted to pick verses from the Bible that seemed to justify killing innocents with car bombs and suicide pilots, it wouldn’t be hard to do.
Or perhaps murdering doctors who perform abortions. This is an act of terrorism that is often justified through the bible.
It actually was in no way my intention to compare the violent content of these two religions. Rather I wanted to point out the hypocritical responses one would get when confronted with violence justified through one, as opposed to that justified through the other.
This report was very inaccurate. The game does not have the player try to establish a theocracy or kill people who don’t convert. In fact, you are penalized for killing people, even though Christian forces are fighting against the anti-Christ’s army. See more about the nature of the game, with quotes from secular reviewers who have actually played it:
http://christiancadre.blogspot.com/2006/06/truth-about-left-behind-video-game.htm
Linkee no workee.
Sorry, forgot the “l” somehow:
http://christiancadre.blogspot.com/2006/06/truth-about-left-behind-video-game.html
There’s a rebuttal of “Layman’s” assertions on Talk To Action.
http://www.talk2action.org/story/2006/6/9/32014/83270
Excerpt:
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Layman repeatedly states on Wikipedia that his core concern is Talk to Action’s report that the Christian militia - called the Tribulation Force in the Left Behind novels, graphic novels, and video game — uses the power of prayer and modern military weapons to conduct physical and spiritual warfare, which means converting or killing New Yorkers.
“It is inaccurate, untrue, not factual, to say the game calls for people to `convert or kill.’ That’s simply anti-Christian propoganda [sic],” writes Layman. “The secular reviews by people who have played the game completely contradict the nonsense espoused by Talk2Action.”
Enough. Let’s go fishing for facts - in the very waters where Layman claims to have caught his “whopper”. Let’s see if we can catch a real whopper. Layman has searched Technorati.com (a web site that aggregates information about blogs) for days, he says, posting on dozens of blogs that Talk to Action has spread inaccurate information, and this is his key contention, his claim to fame. Layman thought he hooked the big one, and he’s bragged to everyone about it for days. Let’s see what kind of whopper he really reeled into the Christian Cadre boat.
Layman asked for reviews by credible people who have actually played Left Behind: Eternal Forces, and which document the “convert or kill” claim. Here are two.”
But, I’m a visual thinker - the issue seemed fairly cut and dry to me simply from the promotional images of the game -as it’s being played- that were released by the game’s makers :
Those image appear to depict paramilitary forces firing close range at civilians, and civilians dropping to the ground - apparently from being shot.
Here’s a collection of images:
http://www.talk2action.org/comments/2006/6/7/41835/37829/5#5